Today is the day when Americans head to the polls to cast their votes for our nation's politicians. I urge you to think twice before casting yours and please vote conservative! Please look at the long-term effects of your vote and vote accordingly!
By the way, please vote legally too. Although some corrupt officials would actually help you do it, committing voter fraud is against the law--please don't do it! That means don't vote twenty times or even twice, even if you're handed a ballot twice.